1 00:00:01,862 --> 00:00:03,998 [ music plays ] [ alarm beeping ] 2 00:00:06,068 --> 00:00:07,652 [ thud ] 3 00:00:07,686 --> 00:00:10,254 - No, mom! - Danny, where's the alarm? 4 00:00:10,289 --> 00:00:12,665 It's on the chair. 5 00:00:13,469 --> 00:00:15,042 We have a chair? 6 00:00:15,077 --> 00:00:17,028 [ toilet flushes ] 7 00:00:17,062 --> 00:00:19,547 [ door closes ] 8 00:00:23,335 --> 00:00:26,220 Ohh! 9 00:00:27,139 --> 00:00:29,273 - Do not go in there! - But I've got to brush my teeth. 10 00:00:29,308 --> 00:00:31,676 Nothing in that bathroom goes in your mouth. 11 00:00:31,710 --> 00:00:33,444 No. 12 00:00:35,798 --> 00:00:37,415 Hey! Hey, hey! 13 00:00:37,449 --> 00:00:39,550 Hey, Rocky, what are you doing? 14 00:00:39,568 --> 00:00:41,285 Danny and I are living on top of each other. 15 00:00:41,319 --> 00:00:43,087 I don't get why you sleep in the guest room 16 00:00:43,105 --> 00:00:45,055 when you have a perfectly good master bedroom. 17 00:00:45,073 --> 00:00:47,341 We need the extra bathroom. Unlock this door. 18 00:00:47,376 --> 00:00:50,077 It's not gonna happen. This room is a disaster. 19 00:00:50,112 --> 00:00:52,180 There's not even a seat for the crapper, okay? 20 00:00:52,214 --> 00:00:54,290 - So one will have to do. - It won't do. 21 00:00:54,325 --> 00:00:55,950 Hazmat suits can't protect us from what you drop. 22 00:00:55,984 --> 00:00:57,084 It's horrifying. 23 00:00:57,136 --> 00:00:59,570 It's like you took a number three in there. 24 00:00:59,605 --> 00:01:01,489 Please try to make do, won't you? 25 00:01:01,540 --> 00:01:03,374 Oh, god. This isn't gonna work. 26 00:01:03,408 --> 00:01:05,985 I have to find a job so Danny and I can move out of here. 27 00:01:06,020 --> 00:01:08,386 Well, that would be swell, 'cause there's a huge demand 28 00:01:08,387 --> 00:01:10,331 - for college dropouts nowadays. - There's lots that I could do. 29 00:01:10,382 --> 00:01:11,632 I could sell cars. 30 00:01:11,683 --> 00:01:13,434 I did it for my dumb ex-husband's car dealership, 31 00:01:13,469 --> 00:01:15,503 and I was the best one on that lot. 32 00:01:15,554 --> 00:01:18,606 - Look, you do what you got to do. - Okay. 33 00:01:18,657 --> 00:01:20,324 But we all know how that worked out for you the last time. 34 00:01:20,342 --> 00:01:22,560 You got divorced and you moved in here. 35 00:01:22,594 --> 00:01:24,615 Where you gonna move in next? Your Aunt Sylvia's? 36 00:01:24,650 --> 00:01:26,044 She's dead. 37 00:01:26,265 --> 00:01:29,837 Who the hell was I talking to on the phone? [ breathes deeply ] 38 00:01:30,811 --> 00:01:32,470 I'm going in. 39 00:01:33,639 --> 00:01:36,115 I'm back [ title music plays ] 40 00:01:37,195 --> 00:01:40,491 1x02 - "Stay In or Bail Out" 41 00:01:44,399 --> 00:01:45,550 I'm back 42 00:01:45,940 --> 00:01:48,401 sync and correction by f1nc0 ~ addic7ed.com ~ 43 00:01:48,887 --> 00:01:50,054 Oh, yeah. 44 00:01:50,072 --> 00:01:52,223 Yeah, that's a team. 45 00:01:52,241 --> 00:01:53,858 [ indistinct shouting ] 46 00:01:53,892 --> 00:01:55,109 - And this... - Ow! 47 00:01:55,160 --> 00:01:57,078 ...is just a bunch of dumb kids with hats. 48 00:01:57,112 --> 00:01:59,413 Ow! 49 00:01:59,448 --> 00:02:00,748 Hey, we have the field. 50 00:02:00,782 --> 00:02:03,584 Oh. Hey, um, let me ask you something. 51 00:02:03,619 --> 00:02:08,122 How and what? What can you possibly teach these kids? 52 00:02:08,173 --> 00:02:10,458 I am teaching them how an unemployed, divorced single mother 53 00:02:10,509 --> 00:02:13,427 with an old tumor attached to her can accomplish anything. 54 00:02:13,462 --> 00:02:16,247 That's really very nice, but, uh... 55 00:02:16,265 --> 00:02:18,099 why don't you teach them how to hit? 56 00:02:18,133 --> 00:02:19,416 Here, you don't tell me what to do. 57 00:02:19,434 --> 00:02:21,919 I am the manager. You're the assistant. 58 00:02:21,937 --> 00:02:24,255 - I've got everything under control. - Mm-hmm. I can see that. 59 00:02:24,273 --> 00:02:26,807 Amigo, down! 60 00:02:26,859 --> 00:02:28,276 - You're in America already! - Cannon. 61 00:02:28,310 --> 00:02:31,428 I was born in Irvine, you gringo. 62 00:02:31,446 --> 00:02:33,781 Cannon, I've got this, okay? 63 00:02:33,815 --> 00:02:35,266 Dong! Dong! 64 00:02:35,284 --> 00:02:38,236 - Dong! Dong! Dong! - Step and spin and step and spin. 65 00:02:38,270 --> 00:02:39,737 Dongerang! 66 00:02:39,771 --> 00:02:42,240 Ooh, yeah [ rock music plays ] 67 00:02:42,274 --> 00:02:45,660 - Yes, you got it. - Dudley, what are you doing? 68 00:02:45,711 --> 00:02:47,495 uh-huh 69 00:02:47,546 --> 00:02:48,579 Ugh. 70 00:02:48,613 --> 00:02:51,618 Ooh, yeah 71 00:02:54,636 --> 00:02:58,139 look at me, look at me, look at me, I'm a winner 72 00:02:58,173 --> 00:03:00,291 you're a winner it's just as simple as that 73 00:03:00,342 --> 00:03:03,177 Hey, lady, that was close! 74 00:03:03,228 --> 00:03:04,896 don't you agree that I'm a winner? 75 00:03:04,930 --> 00:03:06,630 you're a winner you just can't argue with that 76 00:03:06,648 --> 00:03:09,984 look at me, look at me, look at me, I'm a winner 77 00:03:10,018 --> 00:03:12,353 you're a winner just as simple as that 78 00:03:12,404 --> 00:03:15,850 no, no, no 79 00:03:15,891 --> 00:03:17,441 Guys, you are never gonna get a hit 80 00:03:17,475 --> 00:03:20,177 if you keep bailing out of the batter's box. 81 00:03:20,212 --> 00:03:22,897 It just seems safer outside of the batter's box. 82 00:03:22,948 --> 00:03:24,682 - Ugh. - You scared in that box? 83 00:03:24,700 --> 00:03:28,052 I'm scared in that box. Might as well be a coffin. 84 00:03:28,070 --> 00:03:29,987 All right, boys. Come on. Everybody out. 85 00:03:30,022 --> 00:03:33,240 Let's go. Come on. Hustle up. Gather up. 86 00:03:33,275 --> 00:03:34,208 Ginger boys, come here. 87 00:03:35,827 --> 00:03:37,929 All right, listen up. 88 00:03:37,963 --> 00:03:39,730 I want you to feel over here on this side of my head over here. 89 00:03:39,765 --> 00:03:40,748 - Yay! - Yay! 90 00:03:40,782 --> 00:03:43,467 - No, don't rub it. Feel. - Ugh. 91 00:03:43,501 --> 00:03:46,487 - It feels like chunky... - Soup. 92 00:03:46,521 --> 00:03:47,755 Terry Sr.: Look, guys. 93 00:03:47,789 --> 00:03:49,857 I got beaned three times in my Major League career 94 00:03:49,891 --> 00:03:51,475 by big leaguers, right? 95 00:03:51,493 --> 00:03:54,378 So I've got a couple of these little dents in my head. 96 00:03:54,396 --> 00:03:56,864 But look at me. I'm fine. I'm perfectly fine. 97 00:03:56,915 --> 00:03:59,850 I just can't taste vanilla. No big deal, right? 98 00:03:59,885 --> 00:04:02,386 Terry Jr.: Hey, guys. Look. There are moments in your lives 99 00:04:02,420 --> 00:04:05,155 when you have to conquer your fears. That's where we are now. 100 00:04:05,173 --> 00:04:07,308 Look, being afraid of getting hit by the ball is normal. 101 00:04:07,359 --> 00:04:10,111 But even if it does hit you, it only stings for a second. 102 00:04:10,145 --> 00:04:13,481 Ray Chapman was killed by the Yankees' pitcher Carl Mays. 103 00:04:13,515 --> 00:04:15,099 That was 100 years ago. 104 00:04:15,133 --> 00:04:17,251 So was the Titanic. You crying about that? 105 00:04:17,285 --> 00:04:19,186 I always cry over the Titanic. 106 00:04:19,221 --> 00:04:20,838 Why didn't she help him back into that raft? 107 00:04:20,856 --> 00:04:23,307 Oh, point is, stay in the box, okay? 108 00:04:23,341 --> 00:04:25,075 The Cannon's gonna finish up practice. 109 00:04:25,093 --> 00:04:26,127 W-w-where you going? 110 00:04:26,178 --> 00:04:28,129 I told you. I'm getting out of that house. 111 00:04:28,180 --> 00:04:32,049 So unless you clean up that room, I'm going to look for work. 112 00:04:32,084 --> 00:04:34,618 Well, that's just fine. 113 00:04:34,636 --> 00:04:36,637 All right, guys. I guess we're gonna run a bunch of laps now. 114 00:04:36,672 --> 00:04:39,040 Thanks, uh, to coach unemployment over there. 115 00:04:39,074 --> 00:04:40,875 Let's go. Let's hit it. Drop the bats. 116 00:04:40,909 --> 00:04:43,611 Don't jog. Don't trot. Run! 117 00:04:43,645 --> 00:04:45,279 - Here comes Terry. - Oh, hey, Terry. 118 00:04:45,313 --> 00:04:47,197 - Hmm? - If you're, uh, looking for work, 119 00:04:47,215 --> 00:04:50,484 I'm not only league president and god to all these coaches. 120 00:04:50,519 --> 00:04:53,504 I also own a construction company, which would be perfect work for you. 121 00:04:53,538 --> 00:04:56,190 You got to wear a hard hat, so that hair won't be a problem. 122 00:04:56,241 --> 00:04:59,710 And you already have just a filthy, hot mouth. 123 00:04:59,728 --> 00:05:02,963 - I'd rather have bird flu than work for you. - What? 124 00:05:02,998 --> 00:05:05,066 I'd rather have an index finger six feet long that never bends. 125 00:05:05,100 --> 00:05:06,350 What does that mean? 126 00:05:06,368 --> 00:05:07,814 I'd rather show you where my tattoo is. 127 00:05:07,938 --> 00:05:11,422 - Filthy. - Never ... that's the point. 128 00:05:11,490 --> 00:05:13,157 Oh, man. 129 00:05:13,191 --> 00:05:14,575 Terry Jr.: I mean, look. 130 00:05:14,626 --> 00:05:16,829 I know it's only one job, but technically it is a r?sum?. 131 00:05:16,864 --> 00:05:18,145 [ chuckles ] 132 00:05:18,180 --> 00:05:19,580 Hello? 133 00:05:19,614 --> 00:05:21,565 Hmm. Okay. 134 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:22,833 [ cellphone beeps ] 135 00:05:22,868 --> 00:05:24,485 Wow. 136 00:05:26,254 --> 00:05:28,172 [ horn honks ] [ sighs ] 137 00:05:28,190 --> 00:05:32,043 Ugh. The last thing I want to do is sell cars again. 138 00:05:32,077 --> 00:05:33,461 [ sighs ] Screw it. 139 00:05:33,495 --> 00:05:36,530 Woman over P.A.: Customer Parker to financing. 140 00:05:36,565 --> 00:05:40,034 Customer Parker to financing, please. [ music ] 141 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:44,074 Subtitles downloaded from www.OpenSubtitles.org 142 00:05:59,638 --> 00:06:01,906 [ keys jingle ] 143 00:06:08,663 --> 00:06:10,564 Terry Sr.: Hey! 144 00:06:10,599 --> 00:06:12,349 - I wasn't ... - Where did you get this key, Sherlock? 145 00:06:12,367 --> 00:06:14,468 - Uh, it was ... - I told you this room was off limits. 146 00:06:14,503 --> 00:06:15,886 - What did you see? - I saw ... 147 00:06:15,920 --> 00:06:18,672 You saw nothing. You saw absolutely nothing. 148 00:06:18,707 --> 00:06:19,840 - Here. - Mm-hmm. 149 00:06:19,875 --> 00:06:22,193 Don't say a word to you mother. 150 00:06:22,227 --> 00:06:25,963 - 20 bucks? - Cute. Here's $40. 151 00:06:25,981 --> 00:06:27,782 - Just so that we're clear. - We're not. 152 00:06:27,833 --> 00:06:28,966 Stay out of the room and zip it, okay? 153 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:31,519 - Bye. - Okay. 154 00:06:31,570 --> 00:06:32,486 Mm-hmm. 155 00:06:32,521 --> 00:06:34,155 All right, all right, all right. 156 00:06:34,189 --> 00:06:35,739 - This is impressive. Yeah. - Damn right. 157 00:06:35,774 --> 00:06:39,677 I have sold cars to all of those celebrities in Michigan, 158 00:06:39,711 --> 00:06:41,028 home of the big three. 159 00:06:41,079 --> 00:06:42,413 - Big three. - See? You know. 160 00:06:42,447 --> 00:06:45,816 - Yeah, I've heard of it. - Yeah. I'm tough, and I can talk. 161 00:06:45,851 --> 00:06:49,286 Like fat guys and water slides, it is a lethal blend, Eric. 162 00:06:49,304 --> 00:06:51,055 - You're also hot. - Mm. 163 00:06:51,089 --> 00:06:52,990 Okay. Job is yours if you want it. 164 00:06:53,024 --> 00:06:54,008 Congratulations. 165 00:06:55,644 --> 00:06:57,094 Mm-hmm. Great. 166 00:06:57,328 --> 00:06:59,597 I'm gonna go get you some start paperwork 167 00:06:59,631 --> 00:07:01,565 you can take with you, okay, Mary? 168 00:07:02,730 --> 00:07:03,367 Terry. 169 00:07:03,401 --> 00:07:05,669 - Eric: Hey, guys! You got to meet this chick! - Mm. 170 00:07:05,687 --> 00:07:07,938 Vodka, vodka, vodka, vodka, vodka, vodka. 171 00:07:07,973 --> 00:07:10,825 Oh, Lulu, I do not want to sell cars. 172 00:07:10,876 --> 00:07:13,844 Oh, why not, darling? Everybody loves a car salesman. 173 00:07:13,878 --> 00:07:17,081 No. No, they don't. It's like the most universally hated job. 174 00:07:17,115 --> 00:07:20,384 Nazis, car salesmen, serial killers ... in that order. 175 00:07:20,402 --> 00:07:22,136 Have you ever been to a car dealership. 176 00:07:22,170 --> 00:07:25,139 It's like such a sexist environment. 177 00:07:25,173 --> 00:07:27,724 What? Darling, you can handle that. You're very butch. 178 00:07:27,742 --> 00:07:31,679 Now, if I was a Martini glass, where would my maid put me? 179 00:07:31,730 --> 00:07:35,282 I don't know if I'm butch, but, yes, you know, you're right. 180 00:07:35,317 --> 00:07:37,034 I can do anything a man can do. 181 00:07:37,068 --> 00:07:38,185 [ chuckles ] 182 00:07:38,220 --> 00:07:40,804 Darling, if you could, then we would not be talking 183 00:07:40,822 --> 00:07:42,706 because you're young, blond, and desperate, 184 00:07:42,740 --> 00:07:44,725 and that's my sweet spot. 185 00:07:44,776 --> 00:07:47,278 See, I just don't know if I'm qualified to do anything else. 186 00:07:47,312 --> 00:07:49,096 And I hated myself when I sold cars. 187 00:07:49,130 --> 00:07:52,987 I was competitive and superficial and empty. 188 00:07:53,022 --> 00:07:55,186 Everybody hates their jobs. 189 00:07:55,220 --> 00:07:58,388 That's why there are alcohol salesmen, hmm? 190 00:07:58,406 --> 00:08:02,359 It's the circle of life. Commute, work, and medicate. 191 00:08:02,393 --> 00:08:04,945 It's the american way, and if that's the only way 192 00:08:04,996 --> 00:08:06,447 you're gonna get out of that house, 193 00:08:06,498 --> 00:08:09,566 if it's your only option, then take the job. 194 00:08:09,584 --> 00:08:12,069 Hmm. [ inhales deeply ] Yeah. 195 00:08:13,788 --> 00:08:15,539 Oh, yeah. 196 00:08:15,573 --> 00:08:18,775 - Cannonball. - Yeah. 197 00:08:20,680 --> 00:08:23,948 Why can't you stay in the batter's box? Were you adopted? 198 00:08:23,983 --> 00:08:26,317 - What? No. I'm scared of the ball. - Why? 199 00:08:26,352 --> 00:08:29,604 Because when a baseball hits you, it feels like a baseball hits you. 200 00:08:29,638 --> 00:08:31,523 - Then get out of the way. - That's exactly what I'm doing 201 00:08:31,557 --> 00:08:33,024 by stepping out of the batter's box. 202 00:08:33,058 --> 00:08:34,759 - Yeah, but then you'll never get a hit. - Or a concussion. 203 00:08:34,793 --> 00:08:37,529 Look, someway, somehow, I'm gonna get you to stay in that box. 204 00:08:37,563 --> 00:08:39,113 I mean, if it kills you. 205 00:08:39,131 --> 00:08:42,083 - Good morning. - Hey, mom. You look nice. 206 00:08:42,117 --> 00:08:45,086 - Thank you. - Yeah, how's the job hunt going? 207 00:08:45,104 --> 00:08:46,254 Great. I got an offer already. 208 00:08:46,288 --> 00:08:47,839 So why don't you take it and then take off? 209 00:08:47,873 --> 00:08:50,258 - What is your problem? - You know, in my day, 210 00:08:50,292 --> 00:08:52,076 when somebody gave you something completely free, 211 00:08:52,111 --> 00:08:54,712 like a roof over your head, you said, "thank you." 212 00:08:54,747 --> 00:08:56,014 I have no idea what this is. 213 00:08:56,048 --> 00:08:59,217 This is because you won't clean out a room. 214 00:08:59,251 --> 00:09:00,602 Hell, I will go clean it out for you. 215 00:09:00,636 --> 00:09:01,936 What could possibly be in there anyway? 216 00:09:01,954 --> 00:09:04,055 It's floor to ceiling. Mind your business. 217 00:09:04,089 --> 00:09:05,640 Now, I'm not gonna tell you twice. 218 00:09:05,658 --> 00:09:07,926 You stay out of there. Stay out of there. 219 00:09:07,960 --> 00:09:08,993 You just said that twice. 220 00:09:09,028 --> 00:09:10,862 - No, it was one each. - Fine. 221 00:09:10,896 --> 00:09:13,114 Remember, today's your first practice alone with the kids. 222 00:09:13,132 --> 00:09:15,716 Work on keeping them in the box. Nothing crazy. 223 00:09:15,734 --> 00:09:17,202 What am I gonna do, kidnap them? 224 00:09:17,236 --> 00:09:20,311 In the van. Let's go. 225 00:09:21,924 --> 00:09:24,292 Everybody pass up your permission slips. 226 00:09:24,310 --> 00:09:28,813 - These permission slips are pretty vague. - It limits my liability. 227 00:09:28,847 --> 00:09:30,932 If you don't get back in this van by the end of the day, 228 00:09:30,950 --> 00:09:34,385 - it's not my problem. - Then whose problem is it? 229 00:09:34,436 --> 00:09:36,704 Your parents, society, Obama. I don't care. 230 00:09:36,739 --> 00:09:38,623 Just buckle up. [ engine turns over ] 231 00:09:43,529 --> 00:09:46,113 [ grunts ] Dang it! 232 00:09:46,131 --> 00:09:48,533 [ laughter ] 233 00:09:48,567 --> 00:09:51,185 It's done. Okay? 234 00:09:51,220 --> 00:09:53,254 Hey, hey! I'm up. 235 00:09:53,289 --> 00:09:55,924 You take one more step, and I'll wear you like a cheap suit. 236 00:09:55,958 --> 00:09:58,243 You're not gonna like the way you look. I guarantee it. 237 00:09:58,277 --> 00:10:02,630 Hi. I'm Terry. How can I help you? 238 00:10:02,648 --> 00:10:05,733 Angel: This place is no bueno, Mr. The Cannon. 239 00:10:05,767 --> 00:10:09,337 - My uncle lives here. - Danny: Come on. How bad could it be? 240 00:10:09,371 --> 00:10:11,990 Michael: Hello? It's a prison. 241 00:10:12,024 --> 00:10:15,309 Man on P.A.: It's shiv amnesty day. Turn in your shiv... 242 00:10:15,327 --> 00:10:18,630 All right, boys, this is, uh, my coach, and he's the warden here. 243 00:10:18,681 --> 00:10:21,616 And he, uh, kind of recruits 244 00:10:21,650 --> 00:10:23,868 and trains the very best baseball players 245 00:10:23,902 --> 00:10:26,954 who have committed felonies throughout these United States. 246 00:10:26,972 --> 00:10:28,139 And Puerto Rico. 247 00:10:28,190 --> 00:10:29,941 - And Guam. - And Guam. 248 00:10:29,992 --> 00:10:32,944 You know, nothing warms my heart as much 249 00:10:32,978 --> 00:10:35,113 than to meet young ballplayers. 250 00:10:35,164 --> 00:10:37,415 Prisoner: Hey, Chow! Trade your uniform for a jumpsuit! 251 00:10:37,466 --> 00:10:39,017 Oh. 252 00:10:39,068 --> 00:10:42,870 Now, I hear that you're having trouble staying in the batter's box. 253 00:10:42,888 --> 00:10:45,506 Let me introduce you to three killer baseball players 254 00:10:45,524 --> 00:10:47,125 who are going to help you. 255 00:10:47,159 --> 00:10:50,244 So you boys are here because you're afraid of a little baseball? 256 00:10:50,279 --> 00:10:51,362 Hey, Cannon, you think maybe we should ... 257 00:10:51,397 --> 00:10:54,182 Speak up! Murder 258 00:10:54,216 --> 00:10:58,856 - You know why they call me Blade? - Because you were an ice skater? 259 00:10:59,171 --> 00:11:00,121 Murder 260 00:11:07,496 --> 00:11:10,114 Murde-r-r-r-r 261 00:11:10,149 --> 00:11:13,718 - Clouds make me angry. - That makes no sense. 262 00:11:15,220 --> 00:11:16,304 [ grunting ] 263 00:11:18,991 --> 00:11:20,041 [ laughs ] 264 00:11:20,075 --> 00:11:21,342 Oh, we're dead. 265 00:11:21,377 --> 00:11:23,933 I went to the graveyard late last night 266 00:11:23,968 --> 00:11:25,964 I've got great news. [ sighs ] 267 00:11:25,999 --> 00:11:27,765 We were able to get you financed. 268 00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:30,134 That's fantastic. What's my rate? 269 00:11:30,185 --> 00:11:31,219 Oh, it's a great rate. 270 00:11:31,253 --> 00:11:33,838 Yeah, it'll keep those weekly payments right where you wanted them. 271 00:11:33,872 --> 00:11:35,056 You know, I'm so glad that I met you. 272 00:11:35,090 --> 00:11:37,225 I feel like a lot salesmen just want to take advantage 273 00:11:37,259 --> 00:11:38,859 - of a single mom. - Ugh. 274 00:11:38,877 --> 00:11:41,128 I've been saving up for this car for, like, 14 years. 275 00:11:41,146 --> 00:11:43,114 [ laughs ] Are you serious? 276 00:11:43,148 --> 00:11:47,552 That's a lot of years. Lots o' years. 277 00:11:47,603 --> 00:11:50,071 That's why I need a new car now because my daughter Isabel 278 00:11:50,072 --> 00:11:53,049 loves gymnastics and those lessons cost a fortune. 279 00:11:53,084 --> 00:11:54,192 [ laughs ] 280 00:11:54,226 --> 00:11:57,261 - It's a long commute to nationals. - Ah, nut bug. 281 00:11:57,296 --> 00:12:00,347 - I'm sorry? - I can't do this to you. 282 00:12:00,366 --> 00:12:04,313 At this rate, you're buying a $15,000 car for $38,000. 283 00:12:04,348 --> 00:12:06,687 [ whispers ] Okay, listen to me. Go to the lot across the street. 284 00:12:06,705 --> 00:12:08,239 Tell them you won't pay more than 7%. 285 00:12:08,273 --> 00:12:10,406 Be firm and believe me, they will take the deal. 286 00:12:10,441 --> 00:12:12,160 Okay? Now run out of here, Jennifer. 287 00:12:12,194 --> 00:12:15,031 - I said run! - Oh... Thank you, Terry. 288 00:12:17,766 --> 00:12:21,669 Hey. Hey, what just happened? How did you blow that? 289 00:12:21,670 --> 00:12:24,005 - She was a dumb woman. - Thank you, Eric. 290 00:12:24,039 --> 00:12:27,191 I am no longer conflicted about the next five minutes. 291 00:12:27,226 --> 00:12:29,844 - Huh? - Eh? [ trunk slams ] 292 00:12:29,879 --> 00:12:31,979 By the way, I quit! 293 00:12:32,014 --> 00:12:34,565 Eric: [ muffled ] Hey! Where you going, Mary?! 294 00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:39,156 - Terry! It's Terry! - Terry? You there? 295 00:12:40,038 --> 00:12:42,640 Man, it's hot in here. Whew! 296 00:12:42,674 --> 00:12:44,192 Terry Sr.: When you bail out of the box, 297 00:12:44,226 --> 00:12:46,861 pretty soon you're bailing out of the classroom. 298 00:12:46,895 --> 00:12:49,330 And then you start skipping school. 299 00:12:49,364 --> 00:12:52,483 And that's where you hatch your plan to rob the liquor store. 300 00:12:52,518 --> 00:12:55,236 Then you get all hopped up with that money on goofballs 301 00:12:55,270 --> 00:12:59,157 and you wind up on a boat, naked, with an owl as your friend. 302 00:12:59,191 --> 00:13:01,959 And the owl is a solitary creature by nature, 303 00:13:01,994 --> 00:13:04,545 - so that's no friend. - Right! Right! 304 00:13:04,580 --> 00:13:05,563 No friend at all. 305 00:13:06,849 --> 00:13:08,733 When you bail out on a pitch, you're bailing out on your team. 306 00:13:08,767 --> 00:13:13,771 You're bailing out on your dreams or something. Am I clear? 307 00:13:13,806 --> 00:13:14,856 All: Yes, Cannon. 308 00:13:14,890 --> 00:13:16,023 Am I clear? 309 00:13:16,041 --> 00:13:17,158 All: Yes, Cannon! 310 00:13:17,176 --> 00:13:18,476 That's what I want to hear. 311 00:13:18,527 --> 00:13:21,379 All of you better stay in that batter's box, 312 00:13:21,413 --> 00:13:25,082 or you can stay in that sweat box over there for a month. 313 00:13:25,117 --> 00:13:26,617 Prisoner: [ muffled ] Stay in the box! 314 00:13:26,652 --> 00:13:29,170 Bikram Yoga in prison? Very progressive. 315 00:13:29,204 --> 00:13:30,588 Who said Bikram Yoga?! 316 00:13:30,622 --> 00:13:34,008 Look here. Senseless Paul is going to pitch to you ... hard. 317 00:13:34,042 --> 00:13:35,843 Angel: Why is Silent Julio talking? 318 00:13:35,877 --> 00:13:38,029 Dong! If you step out that box, 319 00:13:38,030 --> 00:13:40,181 them dogs is not gonna like it. 320 00:13:40,215 --> 00:13:41,816 [ dogs barking ] 321 00:13:46,238 --> 00:13:49,524 [ rock music ] 322 00:13:53,495 --> 00:13:56,564 [ barking continues ] 323 00:14:00,002 --> 00:14:01,035 [ exhales deeply ] 324 00:14:11,655 --> 00:14:13,089 [ exhales deeply ] 325 00:14:16,193 --> 00:14:18,010 [ dogs barking ] 326 00:14:18,028 --> 00:14:19,412 Cannon, what should I do? 327 00:14:19,446 --> 00:14:20,863 Hey, will you cool these dogs down for a minute, please? 328 00:14:20,914 --> 00:14:22,198 Cool them down. Hey. 329 00:14:22,232 --> 00:14:25,769 Come here. Give me this. 330 00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:29,789 You've done stuff much scarier than this. Think about it. 331 00:14:29,823 --> 00:14:31,157 You left Michigan. You left your house there. 332 00:14:31,175 --> 00:14:33,860 Y-y-you came to a new school. You took care of your mom. 333 00:14:33,894 --> 00:14:36,295 You get in there one time ... one time ... 334 00:14:36,330 --> 00:14:39,232 and I promise you you will never be afraid again. 335 00:14:39,266 --> 00:14:41,751 You'll want to do it 1,000 times. Trust me, please. 336 00:14:41,802 --> 00:14:43,219 You'll see. 337 00:14:43,253 --> 00:14:45,838 All right? Let's go. 338 00:15:01,672 --> 00:15:02,738 [ bat clinks ] 339 00:15:02,789 --> 00:15:04,623 Hey! Did ... did he get a piece of that? 340 00:15:04,641 --> 00:15:06,309 What?! [ all cheer ] 341 00:15:06,343 --> 00:15:08,010 He got a piece of it! 342 00:15:08,061 --> 00:15:10,046 All: Yeah! 343 00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:11,364 You got a piece of it, man. 344 00:15:14,384 --> 00:15:16,219 [ indistinct shouting ] 345 00:15:16,270 --> 00:15:19,505 That's a great bunch of boys you got there, Cannon. 346 00:15:19,540 --> 00:15:20,873 Yeah. 347 00:15:20,908 --> 00:15:23,943 Well, if you'll excuse me, I've got to go execute a guy. 348 00:15:23,977 --> 00:15:26,179 End to a perfect day. 349 00:15:26,213 --> 00:15:28,648 - [ chuckles ] Thanks again, buddy. - Thank you. 350 00:15:28,682 --> 00:15:32,451 [ rock music ] 351 00:15:41,127 --> 00:15:43,679 Lulu: Hmm, first time I'm here, with good reason. [ chuckles ] 352 00:15:43,730 --> 00:15:47,266 Hi. I'm sorry. I just needed a cheap beer 353 00:15:47,301 --> 00:15:50,536 to cleanse myself of the disgusting job I just quit. 354 00:15:50,571 --> 00:15:53,306 No, I want to make my own money at a job I feel good about. 355 00:15:53,340 --> 00:15:55,908 Eh. Feminist. Blah. 356 00:15:55,942 --> 00:15:57,210 - Hello. - Hello. 357 00:15:57,244 --> 00:15:59,145 Uh, can we get two slices and a pitcher of beer? 358 00:15:59,212 --> 00:16:00,279 Oh, sorry. We don't have slices. 359 00:16:00,314 --> 00:16:01,898 And we don't have pitchers, either. 360 00:16:01,932 --> 00:16:05,151 - You know this is America, right? - No slices. Only pies. 361 00:16:05,185 --> 00:16:07,069 - Can I talk to your manager? - We'll just take, um... 362 00:16:07,104 --> 00:16:10,215 A medium sausa... uh, uh, great. 363 00:16:10,247 --> 00:16:11,619 You know, the Cannon used to bring me 364 00:16:11,620 --> 00:16:12,992 to a place like this when I was young. 365 00:16:13,026 --> 00:16:15,394 Yeah, we'd hit the cage, share a slice. 366 00:16:15,429 --> 00:16:17,830 He'd drink four pitchers of beer, punch a guy, 367 00:16:17,864 --> 00:16:21,651 - and we'd take the bus home. - Hi. You wanted to see me? 368 00:16:21,685 --> 00:16:25,454 Uh, yeah. Your, uh, no-slice policy is ridiculous. 369 00:16:25,489 --> 00:16:26,606 Uh-huh. 370 00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:29,300 This should be a place where I can bring my kid when I just 371 00:16:29,301 --> 00:16:31,961 want to spend five bucks and have 10 great minutes with him. 372 00:16:31,995 --> 00:16:34,772 And I know he'll leave happy, even though the slice 373 00:16:34,773 --> 00:16:37,550 was so hot it took a layer of skin off his roof. 374 00:16:37,584 --> 00:16:40,486 And everyone knows pitchers are easier to serve, by the way. Less refills. 375 00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:42,255 You know what? Those are really good ideas. 376 00:16:42,289 --> 00:16:44,140 - Yeah. - You should work here. 377 00:16:44,191 --> 00:16:45,574 [ chuckles ] Right. 378 00:16:45,609 --> 00:16:48,127 - [ laughs ] Right. - Wait. Are you hiring? 379 00:16:48,161 --> 00:16:51,781 I took a job ... not selling cars. 380 00:16:51,815 --> 00:16:53,950 Whoop-dee-friggin'-do. 381 00:16:54,001 --> 00:16:56,102 Hey, if you want to choose a weird mystery room 382 00:16:56,136 --> 00:16:59,322 over me and Danny, go right ahead. 383 00:17:02,843 --> 00:17:06,495 All right, hunter, just ... just do your best to stay in the box. 384 00:17:11,802 --> 00:17:14,003 Wow. That was great! 385 00:17:14,037 --> 00:17:16,205 Uh, now you just have to try swinging the bat. 386 00:17:16,239 --> 00:17:20,743 - No, thanks. - Baby steps it is. 387 00:17:20,794 --> 00:17:23,262 [ music ] 388 00:17:23,297 --> 00:17:24,513 Huh. 389 00:17:40,964 --> 00:17:42,965 Hey, you're staying in the box. 390 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,617 Holy cow! You guys are doing fantastic. 391 00:17:44,651 --> 00:17:46,085 What did you do yesterday? 392 00:17:46,119 --> 00:17:50,589 - Uh, we spent some time in the cage. - Uh, hey, rook! 393 00:17:50,607 --> 00:17:52,158 [ sighs, clears throat ] 394 00:17:52,192 --> 00:17:54,043 Hey, I heard you're gonna be rolling in the dough. 395 00:17:54,094 --> 00:17:55,344 I'm not talking about the dough you need. 396 00:17:55,379 --> 00:17:56,762 I'm talking about the dough you knead. 397 00:17:56,780 --> 00:17:59,415 - Are you having a stroke? - Homonyms. Boom. 398 00:17:59,449 --> 00:18:01,384 Idiot. Boom. 399 00:18:01,435 --> 00:18:03,001 Hey, that's no way to talk to the guy who really loved 400 00:18:03,020 --> 00:18:05,121 your whole pitchers-and-slices idea. 401 00:18:05,155 --> 00:18:07,173 - Oh, no. - Oh, yeah. 402 00:18:07,207 --> 00:18:09,692 I own line drive pizza 403 00:18:09,726 --> 00:18:11,961 along with a whole lot of other bitching stuff. 404 00:18:11,995 --> 00:18:13,963 But if you can't handle working for me, it's fine. Just quit. 405 00:18:14,014 --> 00:18:15,648 But then you'd have to show me your tattoo. 406 00:18:15,682 --> 00:18:17,400 I'd rather have it sandblasted off. 407 00:18:17,451 --> 00:18:19,869 Which you can do at Dick's Laser Hair removal center. 408 00:18:19,903 --> 00:18:22,638 We also do tattoos. Boom. 409 00:18:22,689 --> 00:18:25,818 I'll see you at work. Boom. 410 00:18:28,929 --> 00:18:31,797 When we went to that prison, I was scared to death, 411 00:18:31,832 --> 00:18:33,699 a-and you helped me face my fear. 412 00:18:33,733 --> 00:18:38,137 And now because you're afraid to face what's in that room, 413 00:18:38,171 --> 00:18:40,222 uh, my mom and I are gonna have to move out. 414 00:18:40,257 --> 00:18:43,359 I don't want to move. I like living with you. 415 00:18:43,393 --> 00:18:46,212 I-I-I like having you as my grandpa. 416 00:18:46,246 --> 00:18:47,511 Why? 417 00:18:48,688 --> 00:18:50,397 All right, you win. 418 00:18:54,838 --> 00:18:57,973 [ Houses' "Big Light" plays ] 419 00:19:07,751 --> 00:19:13,506 I was stuck in the ground, trying to cover my eyes 420 00:19:15,826 --> 00:19:18,761 trying to move all this light 421 00:19:22,482 --> 00:19:28,170 I spent all night trying to remember your face 422 00:19:28,221 --> 00:19:30,840 [ sighs ] 423 00:19:32,759 --> 00:19:35,194 Dad, you could have told me. 424 00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:39,820 I, uh ... I fixed the, uh ... 425 00:19:39,855 --> 00:19:42,399 cleaned up the ... you know, the bathroom. 426 00:19:42,434 --> 00:19:43,814 Mm. 427 00:19:47,324 --> 00:19:51,460 So, now, I mean, this is our house. 428 00:19:51,495 --> 00:19:55,965 So there's no more of that "I'm moving out" crap. That's done. 429 00:19:55,999 --> 00:19:58,300 And, uh, you know, if you want to work, fine, 430 00:19:58,335 --> 00:20:01,253 - but do not settle, okay? - I didn't. 431 00:20:01,287 --> 00:20:04,423 And I'm gonna keep working because it makes me feel good. 432 00:20:04,457 --> 00:20:07,760 - And we need the money. - And you can buy me beer. 433 00:20:07,794 --> 00:20:09,595 Yeah, and bring home free pizza. 434 00:20:09,629 --> 00:20:12,515 Pizzas. I got moods, you know? 435 00:20:12,566 --> 00:20:14,350 Sausage, sometimes a pepperoni, sometimes a mushroom. 436 00:20:14,401 --> 00:20:16,519 Oh, now he's getting greedy. All right, pizzas. Okay. 437 00:20:16,570 --> 00:20:19,321 - Did you put the seat on the toilet yet? - One thing at a time. 438 00:20:19,356 --> 00:20:21,157 I happen to be waiting for a sale, 'cause, uh ... 439 00:20:21,191 --> 00:20:23,445 - You're waiting on a sale? - A toilet sale. 440 00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:25,602 You're waiting on a toilet-seat sale? 441 00:20:25,637 --> 00:20:28,348 - Yeah, what's the matter with that? - You don't make any sense. 442 00:20:28,122 --> 00:20:30,238 Both: Again! Again! 443 00:20:30,256 --> 00:20:34,126 - Now, what's this letter? - Pants? 444 00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:36,578 Good guess. Moving on. 445 00:20:36,596 --> 00:20:38,413 When Joey says, "stand down," 446 00:20:38,431 --> 00:20:40,716 you're hearing, "I don't like you." 447 00:20:40,750 --> 00:20:42,417 - So, what are you in for? - Arson. 448 00:20:42,435 --> 00:20:46,293 What Joey really means is, "I need some space." 449 00:20:46,408 --> 00:20:48,701 Can a piece? 450 00:20:49,322 --> 00:20:52,140 - Keep this. - Okay. Cool. 451 00:20:52,220 --> 00:20:54,916 Harsh time. Toss back together. 452 00:20:55,365 --> 00:20:57,906 Fish, good boy. Was a good boy. 453 00:20:57,988 --> 00:21:00,298 Was a good boy. Was a good boy. [ dog barks ] 454 00:21:00,921 --> 00:21:03,789 sync and correction by f1nc0 ~ addic7ed.com ~ 455 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:07,073 Best watched using Open Subtitles MKV Player 456 00:21:07,123 --> 00:21:11,673 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0